I'M AWAY UNTIL THE 28TH OF JULY QUEUE IS SET UP OK SEE YA.

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princessveroni:

my sexuality is ‘people tell me im cute but no one actually wants to smooch me wtf is wrong with you assholes’

notmusa:

really difficult

ctoons:

So I met this kid in Club Tortimer who asked me to come outside with him. Next thing I know he chops down a friggin tree so that I don’t have to stand the whole time and gives me roses. He proceeded to call me “beautiful Jenny.” I hope this kid gets laid somewhere tonight because that was smooth.

fabulousfinnick:

giraffepoliceforce:

lokisha-laufeyfey:

bellajedi:

popdickle:

im-gonna-wear-it-as-a-wormstache:

turshas-world:

quintheeskimo:

begrateful-staypositive:

reborn-from-the-ashes:

I think we are forgetting the greatest of them all 

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WHEN THE HELL IS IT MY TURN. 

OMG. LOOK AT COOKIE. 
HOLY FUCK.  

You forgot one

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woops almost forgot

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I literally said “oh my god” outloud at the Jensen one

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I LOST IT AT ROMNEY

Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that perhaps the military has the highest number of ‘em. True or not, RUN THE PROTOCOL ANYWAY. Because in 15 years of investigating rape accusations, I can count those that panned out as false on one hand. Meanwhile, the one time I almost skipped the protocol, the one time I almost didn’t believe a petty officer, because I was naive as an investigator and a young woman, because her commanding officer described her as “a party girl, always late, always out drinking, don’t bother with this one”, she turned out to be the victim of one of the most brutal assaults I’ve ever investigated. She shouldn’t have still been -alive-, let alone up and making the accusation. So let me repeat: five false accounts in fifteen years. And one time I almost failed a woman ‘cause of the bullshit way it’s normal to talk about us. Take your shipmates’ word, and then run the protocol. Every. Single. Time.
 - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones) ←

tacogrande:

aspirinoverdose:

What time is iiit?

WOH HELLO

castielsunderpants:

i both worshiped him and was absolutely terrified of him

omgthatdress:

tonight, basically

mitsurugiako:

doodles

noamchimpsky:

I think we all know who the ultimate Hot Dad is.

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purenoise:

in case you didnt know

  • girls can be polite without being flirty
  • dont mistake politeness for being into you
  • girls can be nice without wanting the d
  • ya feel

eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E
YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

nekoboydreams:

Sorry fairy